On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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