Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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