scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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