I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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