I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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