Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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