get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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