Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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