ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
