He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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