walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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