You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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