The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You were trust falling into bushes
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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