Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
whose parrot is this?
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I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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