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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA

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• (818): View more from California

  I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.

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  It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing

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  how legible are my texts

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