His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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