quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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