Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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