i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Green mimosas i think yes
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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