He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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