It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
This is my gift to your gina
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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