im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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