What a fucking waste of an outfit
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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