Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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