Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
