bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
this will be a night to untag.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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