It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
