Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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