How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Green mimosas i think yes
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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