Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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