only if we run a train.
done.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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