i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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