everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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