I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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