the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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