You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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