So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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