While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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