I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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