Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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