What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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