So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You peed on a flamingo?!?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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