summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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