I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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