So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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