somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
