I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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