I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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