She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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