I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you win again, gameday.
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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