This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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