how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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