dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Dicks are not precious.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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