Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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