I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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