have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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