He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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